Do it yourself

tutors, ladies in waiting who jumped at my every whim... for my birthday, Disney Land was brought to the castle... i played with unicorns, swam with dolphins in the mote... I was raised around tools, grease, old cars, Harleys, beer, guns, wimmen of questionable morality and I'll bet I had more fun than you did, so there : Now, I am blind from all the beer, the grease has indelably stained me to the bone, The bikes are bigger than me because old age and the fast lane has shrunk me down, I can no longer swing a wrench like I use to when we would plunder people living in all those castles. I can no longer hold a steady bead like I use to be able to do when we went unicorn hunting (tastes like chicken and dolphin) in the good old days. You can stil get a Lady in Waiting. Just call 1-900-LADIES ....er, never mind. As for Disneyland, I've been there. Take my advice: if you have never been there... those large talking mice and dogs that walk around are not there to rob you. So do not take a swing; the Disneyland Jail is not what you think it might be. Bob