Duck Tape:
Duck Tape Oh that wondrous Duck Tape Which no home should be without It is the stuff of genius And a miracle no doubt It patches holes and handles Puts knobs and latches back on doors. Seals out the cold of winter Holds the carpet to the floors. Ties the sole back on a boot Keeps a strapless gown in place Can cure everything but Herpes Removes hide and hair with grace. Thank you Lord for its discovery Though it only comes in gray We surely wish it came in colors We could hide mistakes that way So let's hear it now for Duck Tape And our slip shod way of life May it live both long and fruitful A true friend of man and wife. Dale