Do it yourself

You get the run around and he gets the disability check. How do you get yourself into these messes? Me thinks perhaps you've been living below the Mason Dixon line for too long. The decrease in distance to the sun has had an effect on your thought process. That's why I've always kept my trips to Texas down to just a few days at a time, I've got a cousin down in the Rio Grande valley and he is as goofy as a pet coon. I'm here to tell you that it is the sun that does it, all those years on submarines gave me a little edge to play with, but I just don't want to take any chances. Dale -- The Old Man Of The Plains