Brendas Bat stories
Actually I just thought of another bat story, again involving me and yes I had clothes on! LOL....I was tidying up in our bedroom one day...la la la la la.....and I had a old photograph in a heavy frame leaning in our windowsill. I casually reached over and picked up the frame, looked at the picture for a second and decided it needed wiping so I slowly flipped over the frame.......to find a bat clinging to the back of it! I shrieked ( Im allowed to scream like a little girl!) and dropped the frame on the floor. So now I have this blinded disoriented bat trying its best to get away. I dumped the stuff out of our metal garbage can and flipped it over onto the bat. Then I proceeded to pile about 30 hardcover books on top of the garbage can....this bat aint going anywhere! LOL I figured ok, I'll get Mike to get rid of it tonight....ahhh wait....Mikes 6 hours away, wont be home for 3 days! So I had to take the batwhacker and slide it under the garbage can and invert it, carry this thing downstairs and outside...... Brenda
ROTFLOL..... Maybe you should have just flushed????? Wasps CHEW through sheetrock!! LOL Ok, heres a couple seagull ones for you....we're driving near Wawa Ont ( northern Ontario) and we come across this seagull with a broken wing. Well, me being a bleeding heart I manage to convince Mike to bring it back to my brothers place and see if we can help it. So he sticks it in the trunk, first of course he has to chase it down and catch it without getting bit.....we get it back to bro's place, he lives waaaaaaayyyy out in the boonies on a cliff on Lake Superior, only my sister in law is there. Thats ok, she's an outdoorsy type, spent a year in Africa studying the mating habits of tree frogs etc....she looks at the seagull, its not fixable, its better to put it out of its misery. So, she knows anatomy k? She STANDS on the things neck, this suffocates it without it being a long slow painful death..(uh ok!?)..ok, she puts it behind the chicken house down on the beach level intending to bury it later....... A few hours later, my brother climbs up the steps on the cliff to the house....comes in and says..."Strangest thing, theres a seagull down on the beach walking around with a broken wing!"....we're all like " WHAT!?!?!?".....LOL....So he ends up going back down with his shotgun and permanently disposing of the resurrected seagull.....I thought only cats had 9 lives! LOL Next seagull incident involves Mike again...I swear he's a strangeness magnet! He's driving to work one day and a seagull sideswipes him. He didnt think much of it at the time....goes to work etc.Just before lunch a colleague comes in and says "I was going to take you out to lunch but I see you brought yours with you!" ....HUhhh???? "On the grill of your truck"....goes out to look and this seagull is IMBEDDED in the grill of his truck, didnt hurt the grill but he said he had a heck of a time getting it off there...... Just this week he drove obliviously an hour and a half on a flat tire....but he's awfully good at his job! ROTFLOL.... Brenda